January 2012
Watchcockstreetboys:
w@t
i need katie mujumdar to watch this
*log into facebook*
everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
*log out*
aerba:
(insert a typical new years review about how much 2011 sucked, how it was full of “mistakes” and all that shit and then talk about how much 2012 will be better and awesome and no more “bullshit” even though there’s going to be some anyways and how i will become a NeW Meh!!~<3 but then again some of us won’t really make that change)
happy new years!
December 2011
easybakemethlab:
i masturbate to my own tagged/me
LITERALLY ME. so relevant as I type this.
krustytowers:
canklequeen:
spicyjew:
if you’re a guy and you don’t sag at least a little bit so i can see your boxers, don’t talk to me
yes i like sagging but not so much that i can see your butt YES YES YES THIS
you know whats even better than sagging is when they wear no clothes at all
timmytaco:
i do not beleev dat snoop dog is really dog
crystalmath:
literallysame:
I’m so glad I’m single because I don’t have to take it up the butt anymore
it fucking hurts ugh
literallysame
Me now~~~
gene-saisquoi-deactivated201204 asked: It's hilar how you think Sheldon Cooper is yours or something when he's definitely.. not
Watchomg i hate cheerleading
outcest:
YOU CAN BEYONCE
BUT YOU CANT BEYTWICE
jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
niggerorfag:
wowblackmormon:
putting nigger or fag in your url is like not funny at all please try again
wow fuck you
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promo4homo:
nocturnalpoop:
what is it called when a siamese twin masturbate? incest
actually its called twincest
blogofamadblackwoman:
taylor lautner walks into a bar and stays there because it’s a gay bar
“vegitarian. but i eat fish and chicken”
– you’re an idiot (via tesno)
1 tag
“Being funny is just how ugly people get laid.”
– Kristin Cavallari (via beaches-n-h0es)
